are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
#slytherins aren’t evil #slytherins are self-serving #slytherins are loyal to what is THEIRS and theirs alone #if the fact that narcissa malfoy #a slytherin #will LIE to the dark lord about his greatest foe being alive #over the smallest hope of saving her son doesn’t tell you that #then idk how to help you
count yourself honoured if a slytherin decides that you are theirs. they will kill for you. they won’t die for you, because where would be the use in that, but they will do everything else.
A Slytherin will kill for you. A Hufflepuff will die for you. A Ravenclaw will find a solution which makes death unnecessary. A Gryffindor… well, they’ll be Leroy Jenkins.
i disagree with the above comment but the end made me laugh xDD
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows